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蝶非蝶花非花 2012-10-29 02:43
英语大荟萃 3
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经典笑话:男女不宜读书    女人读书不宜多,因为在男人心目中:大专生是小龙女,本科生是黄蓉,研究生是赵敏,博士生是李莫愁,博士后是灭绝师太,硕博连读更可怕——是传说中的“东方不败”!!!

男人读书不宜多,因为在女人心目中:大专生是韦小宝,本科生是段誉,研究生是丁典,博士生是陈家洛,博士后是欧阳峰,硕博连读呢——他就是可怕的“岳不群”了!!
qqpet25 2012-7-25 21:01
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zhaofengshou 2012-3-22 23:33
路过
YY1551814956 2012-2-4 22:00
   美女,加我为好友吧!
surccon 2012-1-6 02:33
the source is priceless thank you very much
cjldlinda 2011-11-25 01:09
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

    Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

    Teacher: Please tell us.

    Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

    两只鸟

    老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

    学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

    老师:请说说看。

    学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。


    The Fish Net

    "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

    "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

    鱼网

    "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。

    "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。


    The New Teacher

    George comes from school on the first of September.

    "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

    "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

    新老师

    9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

    "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

    "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"


   A physics Examination

    Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

    The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

    Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

    一次物理考试

    在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

    这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

    尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
910724danding 2011-9-20 17:34
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zhouxiaomei1998 2011-8-24 10:26
     踩踩吗
忧郁之蓝 2011-7-17 08:05
好漂亮的空间啊
陶浩然 2011-5-16 10:14
http://zgshby.com/main/art.asp 请为我加油啊! 坚持每天都给第二页的陶浩然打5分哦, 谢谢了!
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邓郎 2011-3-16 09:04
你的状态多久没换了
邓郎 2011-3-10 17:47
魏小愉: 来转转~~
哈哈!欢迎常来
邓郎 2011-2-22 16:06
魏小愉: 我来踩踩~~
hehe   欢迎欢迎
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禹yi 2011-2-10 17:42
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禹yi 2011-1-19 15:55
果断地  踩踩
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